Nothing to post - German commentators are like chinese rappers

I want to learn german, i know few words, but when i listen that it's like I listen to chinese rap - i dont understand a thing - just,
"opned awsut@#@nos unt Vettel shantz
uinghts@#~€althan AlFonso foarm@#¬Jenson Button unfoir Lewis Hamilton untnohaszohn Nico Rosberg nichtvobain Felipe Massa ....." etc :)
So is quite difficult to learn this; I will return to this topic if i ever undestand something in this language and maybe i'll do a post update with translation